I found this on my computer and have no idea where it came from, but I laughed for like 30 seconds straight about it.
May 16th, 2012
Well the good news is that I still have a nose.
There isn’t really any bad news, actually.
And now to chronicle my adventures in Asian skincare. I ordered this stuff online from…. Singapore? Thailand? I honestly don’t remember. But I was sick and tired of blackheads on my nose, so I ordered this stuff because I read that it was amazing. I got it in the mail… and I was like “Yay I’m so excited to use it!” Except that the instructions are all in… what language is that, even? Japanese? So I’m not sure how to use it. At least they included pictures or else I would have been totally lost. This mask stuff looks and feels pretty much exactly like Elmer’s glue. My face might actually fall off. I’ll let you know in about 20 minutes if I still have a nose.
Oh no, I’m such a farm girl….
Ted and Wally’s has Sweet Corn flavored ice cream today and I feel like such a dirty Nebraskan for finding that appealing.
To the kid sitting next to me in class.
There are a few things we need to cover right now.
1. Please. Chew your $1 taco from the cafeteria with your mouth CLOSED.
2. Clipping your fingernails should be reserved for time spent in your bathroom, not during class. I swear we’ve talked about this before.
3. If you’re going to scream-sneeze, at least warn me so I don’t almost pee my pants.
Thanks.
Help! I’m not tired!
…but I will be in 5 hours when I have to get up. D:
What’s with the Attitudes?
Seems like everyone I’ve come in contact with tonight has/had an attitude. Which doesn’t make a whole lot of sense considering that I’m a waitress and I HANDLE YOUR FOOD. You think you’d want to be a little nicer to someone who has direct access to things you’re going to put in your mouth. Just sayin.
Let me just ask a question… do you guys ever just let things get to you? Do you ever get overwhelmingly discouraged? And if so, what do you do?
Because frankly… I’m struggling.
hi! your blog made me laugh :) just wanted to let you know LOL. have a nice day! :D
Asketh - athousandtimesgoodnight
Thank you! :’) You have no idea how happy it makes me to hear that.
May 15th, 2012
I Decided to Float: Patriarchal Procrastination.
You know… I appreciate your taking Patriarchal Blessings seriously.
But just because I said something about cats instead of “I’m terrified that it won’t say anything about my spouse and I am hoping for a little glimmer of hope that I won’t actually die alone” doesn’t mean I’m not taking it seriously too. I’m sorry if I offended anyone by attempting not to be depressing. But it seems a little insulting for anyone to tell me without knowing me that I’m not taking something seriously when I’ve been doing nothing but stressing over it for 5 months. I guess I’ll be more careful where I try to diffuse tension in the future. But maybe be careful where you pass judgement.
So I still haven’t gotten my Patriarchal Blessing. I’ve had my recommend for 5 months. Just folded up in my scriptures, chillin’ in D&C 112. So why haven’t I gotten it yet? Oh, I don’t know. I think I’m scared of it. Which is ridiculous, I realize. I’m not here to rationalize…
